“Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks… There you are, keeping the beat… the next thing you know, your bass player turns into a can of soup.” -Mitch Hedberg I don’t wanna be a can of soup.
Archive for the ‘Randomness’ Category
11 Oct
Bumming around
Home today because of The Flu. Thank you Flu. I could use some quality ‘bum around’ time. Who doesn’t right? Bumming around is essentially mandatory to human existence, is what I’d say. Let’s start bumming today!
14 Aug
A Flowing Through
Get this: Diarrhea comes from the Greek word διὰρροια (just cutting and pasting. No idea what those things are), meaning “a flowing through”. Such a poetic meaning to probably one of the grossest bodily functions. “A flowing through” sounds so graceful. Brings to mind ballerinas and rivers. For instance, water diarrheas the canal outside my house [...]
10 Aug
Dailymotion *snort*
You have YouTube, Tudou, Break.com, Vuze, and then you have sites like Dailymotion, which works just as well as YouTube, and maybe even better. But when one says Dailymotion, videos ain’t the first thing that comes to mind. I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but Dailymotion simply brings to mind healthy bowel movements.
28 Jul
&
Useless trivia of the day: This ‘&’ sign is called the ‘Ampersand’. I bet most people didn’t know that. Heehee.
